Weird food orders…

       every time I tell someone my weird food orders, they look at me like I’m crazy. My Subway order as a child always makes people question me. I used to have my mom get me a 6in sub on wheat bread. What did she get on it for me? Ham. Just ham. No condiments, no toppings, just ham. People then ask “no mustard even?”, but I hate mustard so that’s out of the question. Thankfully, I evolved and added lettuce and tomatoes to the ham. That stayed my order for a bit, until I started to add more things and even sauces! So now, my subway orders look like a normal persons.